My name is wantwendy Father Francis wantwendy O'Reilly wantwendy and everything you are about to read is absolutely true, as told to wantwendy me by parishioners in my flock. The confessional box is wantwendy one of wantwendy the final places wantwendy on the face of the earth where wantwendy you wantwendy can pour out your heart without fear of retribution or exposure, and I believe for this reason more and wantwendy more people wantwendy are wantwendy forsaking the "communal forgiveness" that is bestowed each week wantwendy during regular Sunday Mass, and opting wantwendy instead for the much movies more intensely personal wantwendy experience of sitting down wantwendy in wantwendy a tiny dark wantwendy room with hands folded and head bowed, and wantwendy confessing to a Priest before God. I personally find it amusing wantwendy when I read in the liberal press that the sexual revolution is dead, because it has been my experience that that not only movies is it alive and well, it wantwendy is proliferating and growing exponentially in the very heartland of America. So wantwendy, dear wantwendy reader, with out further or wantwendy do wantwendy, these wantwendy are my wantwendy stories..
Well, my wantwendy child, that was quite the story , but I feel that fifty Hail Marys and regular attendance at Sunday Mass should be sufficient to reconcile your sins with the All Mighty wantwendy, go in peace movies and sin no more! Thank you, Father wantwendy, I wantwendy will try!
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